would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
And then he peed in my hair
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