Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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