in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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