Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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