Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
That was an excessively violent trivia night
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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