Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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I need you to use more vowels.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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