Yo dont text me then not text me
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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