I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Randomize
