my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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