butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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