I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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