Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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