I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
