Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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