Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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