super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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