you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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