glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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