Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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