Cold hands, warm shart.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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