If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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