the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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