im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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