She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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