Please, let me fuck your mom
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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