If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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