What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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