Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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