I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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