Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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