I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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