At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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