i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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