I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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