Duck Duck Cougar?
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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