I don't think brook has ever known best
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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