You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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