Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
this hospital has no fireball
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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