At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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