apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
this will be a night to untag.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
