I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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