I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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