no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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