sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
no you cant smoke seaweed
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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