But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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