My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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