Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
send nudes
from the living room?
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