ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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