If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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