I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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