"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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