we're blogging at a bar
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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