Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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