I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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