Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I cut my penus on the lid.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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